*mortal combat voice* FINISH HIM
SHE USED THE FORCE OF HIM PULLING HER TO HELP PROPEL HERSELF ONTO HIM. THAT’S SOME TACTICAL THINKING DAMN.
she beat his ass with flip flops on thats some serious skill
the arrival of the second guy is so perfectly timed with the gif reset
WAIT BUT EUGENE IN THE BACKGROUND
Right in the feels.
they’re just playing with us now
sams like “im going to pretend like i know what that means”
I nearly choked on my tongue at this bit
I need to prove a point to my homophobic friend.I’m writing down the urls of everyone who reblogs this in a notebook, and will present it to my friend when it is sufficiently full.
You’re gonna need a bigger book
In one single rant, Dean covered about 75% of the human emotional spectrum.
the longer you watch his facial expression in the second gif the funnier it gets
I think it’s because of how drastically it changes in the span of a millisecond.
okay but just…imagine, for a second, that it’s the series finale of Supernatural. Everything is about to go to hell. The big final battle. More than likely there won’t be any survivors. And just before they head into the fray, Team Free Will pauses, one last moment of quiet. No words, just silence, and then the camera pans down and we see Dean and Cas reach out and take each others’ hands.
And that’s how it becomes canon.
I went to vacuum clean my keyboard because of all the stuff between the keys
I lost my H key *cries*
YES TRY TO FIGURE THAT ONE OUT EY??
o man tat benedict cumberbatc dude, e’s so andsome rigt???
I cant ear you, wo??
b e n e d i c t c u m b e r b a t c !!!! tat dude wit te orse face tat people seem to find really attractive and stuff i mean i can sorta see it?? i mean ot damn, tat VOICE
Do I? I tink I aven’t eard of im.
Te face of a orse you say? Ceekbones? Onestly e sounds kinda freakie.
Cedric Diggory tried to call off the entire Quidditch game and get a re-match when he caught the snitch after Harry fell off his broom
And it was a Hufflepuff who figured out how Sirius was getting into Hogwarts in Prisoner of Azkaban
‘Disguised himself, probably,’ said a Hufflepuff fifth year.
Hufflepuffs are so underrated
That time Mrs Hudson told us who was going to get shot next episode and we were all thinking that it was going to be Mary. Mrs Hudson is best detective and you know it.
If everything Mrs Hudson says is true, then Johnlock is definitely happening. She’s the captain of our ship. She’ll steer us true.
The single biggest reason why I believe that Johnlock will be canon is that Mrs. Hudson’s entire job description is “make tea and foreshadow shit.”
"Not your housekeeper, dear. I’m your Greek chorus."
Make tea and foreshadow shit.
I am getting that tattooed on my body.
"Mrs. Hudson, I’m going to move into your spare flat with a cute boy. Could you please follow us around and foreshadow our relationship so he gets the hint but I don’t have to admit to anything?"
"Oh that sounds fun, dear, I’ll even give you a deal on the rent."
Make tea and foreshadow shit. This will be written on my grave.
"Made tea and foreshadowed shit. R.I.P."
Telling your son not to “be such a girl” lets his sister who overhears the conversation know that being a girl is not a good thing and she should be sorry and ashamed of herself.
It also reminds your son that being a boy is better than being a girl and therefore he is better than any girl he will ever meet.
In russian if you cry you get called a cabbage. Vote to change “dont be such a girl to “dont be such a cabbage” say I.
A lot covered in one book….
where have you been, jack douglas
what kind of things have you seen
So I told my mom that I was asexual, and she didn’t believe me. She told me I had a hormone problem, and took me to get checked for tumors.
Please reblog this if you are asexual, or believe that it is possible for one person to not feel sexual attraction to either gender.
(I kinda wanna show her up)
I laughed too hard.